Cyclry Completes Fundraising Round, Guaranteeing Three More Years of Operation

You don’t want to read a press release about this shit though do you?

Instead, as an abstract depiction of the folly that is investing in this website, we’re sharing this art we made of a spaceship crash landing in the Grand Canyon.

Launching in July 2019, Cyclry has now outlasted Boris Johnson’s entire tenure as Prime Minister. With three more years guaranteed, there must be a good chance we’ll outlast whichever corrupt idiot replaces him too.