Things That Cost as Much as the New Strava Subscription: A Guide for Weiners

9 coffees at a decent coffee shop.

7 passable cheeseburgers.

2 sets of SPD-SL cleats.

1 movie date with your hygienist, medium drinks and popcorn.

1 shitty Pearl Izumi jersey with baggy sleeves.

2 ok 700c tubes.

One respectable tire.

1.75 goofy Supacaz bar tape kits.

1 real bar tape kit.

1 Bontrager “Blendr” stem.

1 Ultegra 11-28 cassette.

1 EW-WU111 Di2 Bluetooth dongle unit.

Almost half of one of my wife’s manicures.

2 iPhone screen protectors.

2 Rapha tshirts on sale.