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There are very few genuine feel-good stories left in the ruthlessly corporate reality of the WorldTour. Usually, a rider suffers a catastrophic injury, spends two years churning through rehab while their contract quietly expires, and then fades out of the sport entirely. But on Friday afternoon, Michael Valgren completely rewrote that depressing script, taking a massive solo victory on Stage 5 of Tirreno-Adriatico.
It is the 32-year-old Dane’s first win since 2021, effectively closing the chapter on the horrifying, career-threatening pelvic injury he suffered back in 2022. And he didn’t exactly pick an easy day to prove he was back.
Breaking Alaphilippe
The 187-kilometer route from Marotta-Mondolfo to Mombaroccio was an absolute saw-tooth profile of nasty, punchy climbs. EF Education-EasyPost’s press machine claimed Valgren “stormed to a sensational victory,” which completely glazes over the sheer amount of suffering it actually took to pull this off.
Valgren didn’t just sit in the wheels and wait for a sprint. With just over a lap remaining on the torturous finishing circuit, he launched a desperate attack out of the day’s breakaway. The only rider who could follow his acceleration was Julian Alaphilippe, setting up a brutal two-man time trial against a rapidly closing peloton.
When the duo hit the base of the final climb up to the Santuario Beato Sante, Valgren simply twisted the knife. He attacked again, instantly dropping the former World Champion. While the heavy GC hitters started launching their own fireworks in the background, Valgren buried himself on the horrendous gradients, cresting the summit alone before plummeting down the descent to secure the win.
A Bizarrely Good Week for EF
“It’s unbelievable,” Valgren admitted after crossing the line, crediting a solid winter at home in Denmark and the birth of his new son a month ago.
We can skip the rest of the sappy EF PR quotes about “making your own luck.” The reality is that returning to the pinnacle of the sport after practically shattering your lower body takes an unfathomable level of grit. Valgren, a former winner of both Amstel Gold and Omloop Het Nieuwsblad, proved today that his engine is fully rebuilt.
It also caps off an incredibly weird, highly successful week for Jonathan Vaughters’ squad. Between Luke Lamperti kicking down doors at Paris-Nice and Valgren resurrecting his career in Italy, EF Education-EasyPost has suddenly remembered how to win bike races. Let’s see if they can keep the momentum rolling into the Spring Classics.
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