Wout van Aert Releases Three NFTs, For Some Reason

NFTs. The hottest, least fungible topic around. It’s like a digital version of that scheme where people used to sell cheap watches on the street and have an independent expert happen to pass by and say it’s worth ten times what you paid for it. Also great for money laundering, if that’s your thing, at least for another year or so.

Here's the deal, we're selling art. No put your wallet away we use currency that crashes if someone tweets something weird. No you don't keep it but I'll write that you bought it in a big book. Ah no it's not "good" art it's actually the worst art you've seen. Just dogshit stuff.
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) November 13, 2021

And now it’s also a way to own (pronounced “have a checksum that points to your name in a database next to”) a png of one of Wout van Aert’s best victories of 2021. Why? Because someone could make money from it, probably.

Even though it’d be funny to screenshot them, we can’t be bothered. So here’s a list.