Announcing our newest sponsor…

Please welcome our new total site sponsor and wonderful patron of our art, Gazprom.

Wait. Oh fuck, oh crap, I’m trying to back out of the deal.

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This post was revealed to us in a dream and we’ve forgotten how the second half went. Sorry for the lack of punchline.

To clarify, we’re not really sponsored by Gazprom. Please don’t get upset and make us have to post that sportswashing essay we’ve been sitting on. Although, if Roman Abramovich has a spare $500M lying around, we could totally ignore all our principles and accept it. Like, immediately.