Top Ten Cyclists Who Have Beaten Up 13-Year-Old Girls in the Middle of the Night in Australian Hotel Corridors

Nah ahaha but can you imagine if this was a real article.

No idea where we really stand on the MVDP thing because obviously beating up young girls is terrible but also it’s really annoying when a hotel is noisy… So it’s impossible to say if it’s right or wrong.

A rare occasion where you can’t decide whether Bernard Hinault or Riccardo Ricco is a more likely choice to be included on a list. Oh, or that woman that committed actual murder.