Affinity Brand Vacation Inc. Launches Cologne that Smells Like 1980s Sunscreen
Vacation Inc., makers of sunscreen that smells like 1980s swimming pool trauma, have announced a brand new product: cologne that smells like sunscreen that smells like 1980s swimming pool trauma. What level of postmodernity is this?
Now we have a special offer for Cyclry readers: buy their sunscreen or their cologne and you’ll either save some money, or make us some money.
That’s because one of our writers moonlights as– oh come on, is this real? Do you have a business card?
Ok, fine. One of our writers is Vacation’s Speedboat Aerodynamics Innovation Professional. Why not.
Buy the sunscreen and/or the cologne. It’s really good.
This is unrelated, but he probably does smell like Vacation’s suncreen:
