Cyclry

Cycling news and humor from industry veterans

An Update from Cyclry

Hello friends. We know we haven’t been updating much lately, but we’re not dead or giving up on cycling. We have some really good excuses, including:

  • Finalizing their novel
  • Writing for other people
  • Getting paid to write about things more lucrative than cycling
  • Being a dad
  • Not allowed to post because they cause us too much trouble
  • Retirement
  • Something about a beach

Admittedly, some of these excuses are better than others. But we’re going to have to start paying people if we want to reject their excuses for not writing jokes about cycling, so it’s all fine.

Apologies if we haven’t gotten to your press release. We haven’t even gotten to our Tour de France preview yet.