Back in the mid-2000s, you couldn’t throw an insulated motorcycle pannier bag over the French border without hitting a cycling team eager to be embroiled in a Cronenbergesque body-horror scandal.
Author: Harold Dalton
Harold Dalton
Cycling industry professional with over 14 years of experience in professional journalism, television, and industry writing.
Welcome to SUPER GRAND TOUR. This data was compiled by Kris Tilford and shared by the dumbasses on rec.bicycles.racing. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it done before as a concept, probably from some other dumbass on rec.bicycles.racing. It’s a lot of fun though.
David Duffield was the butt of many jokes on Derailed. This was, largely, because he was such a big part of my teenage years. I “got” cycling, and it was hugely frustrating to endure the ramblings of a commentator who just seemed to know less about the sport than me… or anybody.
The Tour de France is all over, and we all know the official winners (hotels on the course) and losers (any fans that waited 5 hours to see the race just to have a Belgian rider they’d never heard of roll past pissing in the gutter in front of them with his knob out).
In which Phil expresses his gratitude for the sun’s harmful rays. … Continue reading
Back in 2009, your only cycling video game options were an old NES game, an old DOS game, an Xbox game in which your rider would fall through the ground, and Pro Cycling Manager. A decade later, that’s all changed: they’ve added a new PS4 game in which the ground falls up into your rider.