The Tour de France has a new mascot, and he’s a proper knobhead. Giant baby head on top of your average sedentary late 20s French male body, that time right before nature flips a coin and determines whether the guy ends up fully spherical or painfully gaunt. Any kid screaming Maxoo’s name is either so deprived of digital entertainment that they’d even watch a TV broadcasting terror attacks, or else is just a baby trying one last analogy to signal to their parents the horrific state of what they’ve just dropped in their diaper. Here, do yourself some psychic damage…
Author: Harold Dalton
Harold Dalton
Cycling industry professional with over 14 years of experience in professional journalism, television, and industry writing.
The first monument of 2021 is here. La Classicissima signals the start of the Spring Classics proper, and is the most prestigious race so far this season. And for the first time ever, it’ll be broadcast from beginning to end. Let’s be honest though: you don’t need to watch the entire 300km. Go for a ride, then grab a couple of Peronis for the final 75km. It’s a race that favors the sprinters and puncheurs, and to a lesser extent the Classics specialists. Wout van Aert and Julian Alaphilippe have won the two previous editions, and one of them may…
(Content Warning: One of the fake signatures included a word/phrase we wouldn’t have posted in 2021. It was included to illustrate that the poster was an insufferable manchild. We’ve kept it in and posted this warning, but please tell us if there’s another way you’d prefer for us to approach these types of issues.) Ah, forums. A mainstay of the old, good internet, before we all jumped ship to Twitter and Facebook and a million other stupid fucking things that stopped people reading brick and mortar websites like Cyclry. Of course, we also fucking hated cycling forums too. A load…
Some things never change. In 1982, the Amaury Sport Organisation was doing some of its timeless nostalgic handwringing, this time proposing that the Tour should be contested by national teams just as it was in the sport’s early days. After much consideration (aka a ten-minute conversation with their accountants), the ASO reversed course and decided to keep the lucrative sponsors on board. Seventeen teams made the startline, each bringing ten riders for a total of 170 competitors. Sensing an opportunity for global expansion, the organizers reserved a space for the American national team, but sadly the Yankee doodle dandies opted…
Get in loser, we’re going to Warrington. Lovely place, there’s an IKEA and… uh… we went to a wedding reception there once too. It’s hosting a Tour of Britain stage finish for the first time ever this year, way out on September 9. Although it’s the first time the town has been a host venue, the race did pass through on its way to the Knowsley Safari Park in 2012. We’re having 2006 DerailedUK flashbacks typing all these place names out. Since Warrington is on the River Mersey, here’s some music to enjoy while we finish the article: SweetSpot, the…
How do culturally constructed female roles and external threats in public space play a part in the disproportionate number of female cyclist deaths from large vehicles in London from 1999 to 2014? Visibility While timidity is a word common to both Young’s (2005, p. 34) discussion of women’s sporting behavior and the Evening Standard’s (2013) description of women’s urban cycling behavior, in the next section I will argue that far from being “timid,” London female cyclists are in fact less likely to decide to physically separate themselves from the conflict points that cause road danger to cyclists from long vehicles.…
Long gone are the days when this was a warm cruise for the riders who didn’t want to tackle France’s rain in Paris-Nice. This year’s race takes in 1109km over seven stages, including steep climbs in the Apennines, three long days to be used as preparation for the Milan-San Remo, and a 10km final day time-trial. This ‘something for everyone’ attitude has resulted in a packed startlist that boasts some of the best riders in the world. Which is nice. Where to Watch Europe: EurosportUK, USA, Europe, Australia, Canada: GCN+France: L’Equipe TVBelgium: SporzaItaly: Rai Sport Route 1 FlatWed, March 10Lido di…
Here he is, holding a pizza box. If that box actually had a pizza in, it would be ruined. Here he is, signing a contract to become a pizza ambassador. “Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They’re all just out of frame, laughing too.” Alright, he didn’t say that. We know you’re waiting for his actual quote on this, since it’s such big news. He says: “I know what I’ll be eating on cheat days 🍕🤩 Super happy to announce that I’ll be the new ambassador for Pizza Hut Belgium! What’s…