February 15, 2020. “Hmmm…” Is this even a meme? We’ll forgive it given that 2020 has already punished this person enough for their childlike awe at seeing something that resembles a penis. Visit the main Advent Calendar page
Author: Harold Dalton
Harold Dalton
Cycling industry professional with over 14 years of experience in professional journalism, television, and industry writing.
October 30, 2020. “TFW there’s fucking waaiers” If you don’t know what waaier means, it’s an echelon. And if you don’t know what echelon means, you’re on the wrong site. Visit the main Advent Calendar page
July 6, 2020. “With all the similarities, it is only a matter of time before I am world champion too” And like a frozen meal, Valverde is still good several years after a fresh, organic alternative would’ve been done. Visit the main Advent Calendar page
November 9, 2020. “Offseason memes baby” Big Mig memes are extremely rare in 2020. Visit the main Advent Calendar page
September 2, 2020. “Flat roads are basically just mountains without an incline anyways” WvA was one of our top five riders of 2020. Visit the main Advent Calendar page
November 15, 2020. “German Engineering for your peloton” Bit of a convoluted way to say something about Tony Martin, TBQH. The original meme was good though. Visit the main Advent Calendar page
September 20, 2020. “Finally, a true factor that unites the Jumbo-Visma trident” This one hurts. But we appreciate that the meme creator color-coded the names with the jerseys they lost. Visit the main Advent Calendar page
Rally Cycling’s partnership with Normatec has been unaffected by the latter’s acquisition by Hyperice. And look, these sound like made-up companies, but check the image below to see that it’s a very real product. Um. Two giant legs? Mermaid costume? Looks kind of like a pipe too. OK, we’re stumped. Let’s check with Rally Cycling’s Performance Director Jonas Carney for clues. “The importance of recovery cannot be understated. With our athletes competing around the world while constantly traveling and transferring between hotels, ideal recovery is hard to achieve. With Hyperice as a partner, all 28 of our athletes have access…