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Cruising Backstage at the Aussie Nationals

It’s been a long week since we went and cruised backstage at the Australian Road Nats. We’re tired. So tired we can’t think up rude captions for all these images to get us in trouble a couple of years later.

So today we’re going to be nice about people. You can think of your own rude captions in your mind, using your imagination. Especially you, Robbie McEwen, you can think all kinds of horrible things about the women in the photos, then cry when you get in trouble for saying them out loud.

Formal Review of the Aussie Road Nats: Really good as usual, A++

Before riding bikes.
Finish line. Or start line. Or both.
Riding bikes.
Finishing riding the bike now.
The podium and its hand santising station.
The medals.
Just chiving.
Standing around.
Men on a podium.
Classic DerailedUK pro cyclist side-eye photo.
Big podium smile.
More smiles.
Foamy ladies.
Alright, that’s enough photos of this lot.
Big plate. Can fit a lot of pasta on that.
Interviewed by a man with a mullet.
Interviewed by a bunch of phones.
Nice jersey. Nice medal.
Laughing at the Robbie McEwen news. (No, not really.)