Selling Out: Wear the Word ‘Cuck’ on Your Face to Support Cyclry, Somehow

That top secret Cyclry merch is still top secret. But we’ve made something else to cynically cash in on the part of the venn diagram that’s into synthwave and despises Covid-19. Just a final cash grab before you all get your vaccines.

With no further ado, here’s the CUCK FOVID mask. It’s very clever. Spoonersim of FUCK COVID, of course, but also allows you to walk around with the word ‘Cuck’ across your face. If you really are a cuck, that’s probably your fetish. Oh boy, have we made fetish gear?

You can buy it for $10, or $8 in certain circumstances. If you’re outside of the US, you can buy it in your local currency and it’ll be made and shipped from wherever you are. Buy CUCK FOVID retrowave face mask.

We’ve also got the more tasteful STOP COVID mask. Same thing, but doesn’t say Cuck or Fuck on it, so you can wear it to your wedding. Buy STOP COVID retrowave face mask.

Very nice. If each of you buys 1,500 of them, we can retire. Look how happy she is at the thought of us being able to retire:

Well, she’s probably happy. Can’t see her mouth.

We also forgot to uncheck some boxes on the CUCK FOVID one, so you can get that image on a phone case or throw pillow or something. Don’t know why you’d want to, but it’s an option nevertheless.

Oh yeah, these things too. 1,126 customers can’t be wrong. Possibly available on t-shirts too, but we don’t remember. Buy They Won It Five Times sticker.

OK, the end. If you buy something, send us a photo. Uh, that is, if you buy something we designed, not just like, if you buy anything at all.