The Cyclry Relaunch is Coming

It’s 2025. You visit your favorite brick and mortar website once a business quarter, because the entire internet is contained within a total of three platforms.

This isn’t a manifesto for doing things differently–at this point we’re more inclined to fully unplug and live on the side of a remote mountain–but just to let you know that Cyclry will look different the next time you visit it, in December 2025 or something, probably.

And it might also look different and broken if you show up before then. We’re not using a staging environment because they’re for cowards, and we’ll inevitably break something and then get bored of trying to fix it.

So there. We’d list the new functionality, but nobody gives a shit. We’re only writing this to help our SEO. Which reminds us: TikTok ban latest news; when will the TikTok ban end; is TikTok really banned. There, that should help too.

Alright, see you on the other side. Find us on Bluesky if you want.