Nah ahaha but can you imagine if this was a real article.
No idea where we really stand on the MVDP thing because obviously beating up young girls is terrible but also it’s really annoying when a hotel is noisy… So it’s impossible to say if it’s right or wrong.
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A rare occasion where you can’t decide whether Bernard Hinault or Riccardo Ricco is a more likely choice to be included on a list. Oh, or that woman that committed actual murder.