Which Legendary Vuelta Champion Are You?

“Which Vuelta Champion Am I?” It’s the question that plagued Kierkegaard through The Sickness Unto Death, it’s the question that prompted Lacan to devise his objet petit a, and it is the eternal différance to which Derrida, sick with deferred answers to this elusive question, alluded. Well, we’ve solved it for all those dead guys.

Take our tongue-in-cheek quiz to find out which Vuelta champion you are. With the caveat that it’s somewhat framed through the lens of augmented reality cycling smartglasses, since I originally wrote this for Everysight two years ago.