Author: Harold Dalton

It’s been an emotional rollercoaster ride. Yet, also one that can be summed up in a few words: Biniam Girmay made history on stage 10 of the 2022 Giro d’Italia, then 15 minutes later fired a champagne cork into his own eye on the victory podium. He will not make the start line of the 11th stage of the Giro d’Italia Santarcangelo di Romagna. After the podium ceremony, the Eritrean rider was immediately taken to hospital in Jesi for medical examinations. These examinations revealed damage in the left eye, which require the utmost care and rest. In consultation with the…

Results

Results 01Mathieu van der PoelAlpecin-Fenix04:35:2802Biniam GirmayIntermarché-Wanty-Gobert+ 0003Pello BilbaoBahrain Victorious+ 0004Magnus CortEF Education-EasyPost+ 0005Wilco KeldermanBORA-hansgrohe+ 0006Richard CarapazINEOS Grenadiers+ 0007Bauke MollemaTrek-Segafredo+ 0008Diego UlissiUAE Team Emirates+ 0009Andrea VendrameAG2R Citroën Team+ 0410Mattias Skjelmose JensenTrek-Segafredo+ 04

In short? Lotta hills, not a lotta time-trials. That makes things difficult for some riders, but opens the door to the climbers as a major target. And it’s just better to watch. 51km of altitude gain. 26.3km of time-trialing. LOL. Here’s the route. The Route The 2022 Giro starts in Hungary, beginning with an uphill sprint(?) finale. Then we go straight into a 9.2km time-trial. One day for the sprinters, and then we’re on for an early rest day. When we return, we’re on Sicily, headed to Mt Etna. That’s a volcano. Stage Four, folks! Sprints for two days following,…

Dunno why we’re sharing this. They can email a press release to us, but they can’t acquire us? Might not even make a retro version of their logo, that’s how half-assed we’re feeling. The publishing process is less asynchronous for you, so we guess you already know whether we decided to do it or just download some shit from the internet. Here’s the press release with no jokes or copy editing. Quite liked working Elephant Rock back in the day. Maybe they’ll send us a branded Elephant Rock bidon to replace the one we lost, since we shared this news?…

The 2022 Giro d’Italia is wide open. The perhaps understandable absence of Pogacar, Roglic, and Bernal opens the door to a first grand tour of the season with no clear favorite. There are, however, former winners on the startline, and several other riders who’ve impressed in previous years. Richard Carapaz (INEOS) The Ecuadorian won the 2019 edition of the Giro d’Italia, and arrives as the closest thing to a favorite. His INEOS Grenadiers team has dominated the race in recent seasons, and brings capable support led by super domestique Richie Porte. Tom Dumoulin (Jumbo-Visma) Tom Dumoulin returned to the sport…

Probably other teams too. Couldn’t be bothered scrolling further down our inbox to find out. We’re going to the Team DSM pre-Giro press conference on Wednesday, so we should probably research that. Movistar Alejandro ValverdeIván SosaJosé Joaquín RojasJorge ArcasSergio SamitierAntonio PedreroOier LazkanoWill Barta Alejandro Valverde’s last appearance in the opening Grand Tour of the season, Iván Sosa’s hopes after Asturias GC win headline Blues’ chances as they bring lineup combining experience and youthJust four days away from the start of the 105th edition of the Giro d’Italia, the Movistar Team confirmed on Monday their eight-man lineup for the first three-week…

Any interest in this? Bird Canada is “the leader in sustainable micromobility in Canada,” which is the kind of ambiguous niche we love to write about. A revolution for indoor fitness using non-fungible multisport microtransactions in Belgrade, that’s what we really want to get emails about, but something about electric scooters is ok too. Bird says its “shared e-scooters and e-bikes are taking flight for the 2022 season.” Quite a good pun, although we’d advise not invoking the one method of transport you don’t provide. Just a copywriting tip from the website full of typos. We’re assuming the “shared” part…